I know that I might be a little too late to post up this antique out-of-date post lol... But you can't put a blame on me cuz I just appeared to came across it VERY recently lol... how recent it is? Just last night people! So, yeah, it is the up-to-the-minute piece of crap AT LEAST to me ^ ^ *wink wink*
Well, if the girl reading this just tell me if all these statements correspond to your daily reactions or not? However, if you're a guy, I do recommend you to spare some time reading this, cuz at least you can predict we girls' state of mind, and reaction ^ ^ Lol... Have fun reading,
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+FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
+FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
+NOTHING
This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.
+GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
+GO AHEAD (With Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
+LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
+SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
+THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.
+GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
+PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
+THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
+THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
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Before ending up this post, Princess Barbie'd like to annonce that we girls might be a complex hard to understand creature to you, but DON'T forget that Men are said to be from Mars, and Women are from Venus! We both derive from 2 different planets, and we are ment to be different both mental and physical.
Guys generally expect the girls to be more like him, and so do we girls. I admit that it's impossible to read the girl's state of mind like reading the book! Every girl is magically UNIQUE, or watever adj which can be used to describe the REAL us!
You guys have what we girls don't have, and we girls have what you guys don't have, and that is why Yin and Yang are 2 inseperable elements. The girls won't be THAT complex if you don't make us be, only if you get what I meant lol... =) So, we should just try to understand each other more, and accept the fact that no one is EVER perfect =) Study, find out, and know it!
P.S. Lumo is what the characters in Harry Potter need to say before turning on the LIGHTS! ^ ^ So now you know why I entitled this post with the word Lumo! *evil grin*
3 Lovely Comment(s):
Haha, I read this kind of stuffs before, in my email actually, hehe... 100% agree on what it said...
Lolx Akira!!! u saw it in MY BLOG too..
cheche found it very true rte? i find it...ok oni lah!!! haha
some of it are indeed true. XD
as for "that's okay", it doesn't always have to be revenge. it could sometimes means "i forgive you since i know you didn't mean it. n i'm trying to cool down. it might help a lot if you'll keep pampering me for the next few minutes." :p
from the explanations written here, most of them became rather provocative. XD but honestly, i think we are just seeking for attention. needing a little love here n there most of the time. ;)
best of luck with the exam, princess !! :)
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